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Lost in The Sands of Eternity, the land where the dead turn to sand, Flynry, Elianna, Toddleheim and Cerys find themselves face to face with the last man any of them wanted to see: the Arbiter, the very person who killed most of them. He is now dead himself and oddly eager to make friends. What follows is a tense negotiation, a tackle undone by time magic, a blood oath signed in a notebook, and a brutal ambush by a smooth-talking tiefling bandit named Sky that leaves the party fighting for their lives when the curtain drops.

The Story

A Familiar Face in the Library

The Arbiter woke from his illusion and looked out at the party with a wry smile that wrenched up his cheeks. “Yes, I can make good use of you.” He looked different from the last time they had seen him. For Flynry it had been a while. For the others, he had killed them not too long ago, a fact he seemed entirely oblivious to.

“Sorry, have we met?” he asked. Flynry was sure it was a trick, an illusion of the place. The Arbiter recognised Toddleheim and pointed at Elianna, then moved briskly on to business: where exactly were they? When Toddleheim offered “We’re off somewhere,” the Arbiter snapped back: “Everybody’s somewhere. Be more specific! Aren’t you a scholar?”

Asked for his last memory, he gave a breezy summary: “being in chains and… Serving the Grandmaster. I remember killing you and then I went to lunch and then moved on.” Elianna filled Cerys in plainly: “Well, he’s the one that killed us.” Flynry was less restrained. He called the Arbiter “a murderer, a thief, a liar, and the source of evil in my life,” and when Cerys asked whether they should just kill him, he said he’d certainly like to. The Arbiter only cocked his head. “Flynry. Ah, I see. You’ve done something with your hair. Are you still upset about the meteor, or…?” He pointed out that he had killed the others, not Flynry, and then dropped the real news: “I’m dead.” Flynry called it “the best news I’ve heard in years.”

The Arbiter’s Side of the Story

The Arbiter explained that he had been murdered in The Dread Fortress by someone who was presumably now holding the Grandmaster hostage, “or worse.” Flynry asked why he cared at all. The Arbiter answered: “I’ve known Elusia longer than any of you. A thousand years.” Flynry shot back that he had tried to overthrow her.

Then, with a demeaning “Let me tell you a story, children,” he gathered them round. Long ago he had rescued the Grandmaster from exile after her father’s death and brought her home to challenge her uncle, The Shadow King, a powerful mage who was siphoning the life force of The Void to become a god. Together they overthrew him, and Elusia killed him. The Arbiter called what came next a “small miscalculation.” Wasting the knowledge inside the Shadow King’s soul was unthinkable to him, so “I created the Box of Chaos to contain the soul of the Shadow King.” He siphoned its power, but the King’s intentions clouded his mind and whispered to him, and the “snake” slowly regained his form. “If you want my honest opinion, it was him that killed you, not me.” Toddleheim’s verdict: “A likely story.”

Flynry pressed him about Orin, whom he accused the Arbiter of obliterating. The Arbiter admitted he didn’t really know. He warned that the Shadow King had stolen his life force along with everything he had siphoned, and had become a god whom even the Arbiter probably couldn’t stop. He remembered dying in the throne room. He believed the King had rebuilt a body from the sacrifices made to the Box of Chaos: “An arm here, a leg there. Cryptocurrency.”

Trust, Tested

Elianna had spent the most time around the Dread Fortress and the Grandmaster, and she weighed the story carefully. It was factually true. He had helped overthrow the Shadow King, and he had served the Grandmaster as Arbiter ever since. She also knew the Grandmaster values honourable combat and welcomes a challenge, which is why she had kept him captive rather than executing him. “I still don’t trust him,” Elianna concluded. “And he’s always been a pain in the ass.”

She then lined up a tackle. Flynry saw it coming and sidestepped to clear the lane. Elianna barrelled into the roughly eight-foot Arbiter, sat on his chest and bashed his head with her book while Flynry stood laughing with his arms crossed. As the book came down, the Arbiter’s eyes flared with milky, void-white swirls, everyone seemed to blink, and Elianna was standing exactly where she had been before. “God, not here too!” she cried, stomping her foot. The Arbiter brushed himself off and suggested they talk first. If they wanted to fight afterwards, he’d “be more than happy to kill you again.”

Cerys found the common ground: they were all looking for the Grandmaster. The Arbiter introduced himself properly for the first time. “My name, let’s begin here, is Vythorn.” He wanted the Grandmaster safe, the Shadow King dead, “and I would like my power back.” Elianna flipped him off. “Yes,” said Vythorn, “you are Elusia’s type.”

Flynry had one more test. He unstrapped his sword, set it point-down before the Arbiter, and said: “Stare into this and tell me what you see. Lie and I’ll know.” Vythorn saw himself as the party remembered him, at his full power (“Little gray around the beard. Probably use a haircut.”). Flynry slung the sword back over his shoulder. “Nothing’s changed. It’s the same as it’s always been.” Toddleheim agreed to the alliance anyway, reasoning that Vythorn could probably kill them all again regardless: “Let’s watch each other’s backs.”

Signed in Blood

Flynry asked Cerys to swear that she was with the party and that Vythorn should always be considered their enemy. “Oh, swear. You know I’m a paladin, right?” she replied, and wanted something to seal it. Elianna, for whom contracts are everyday work, slammed down her little notebook and two pens: “Contract?” Flynry raised the stakes: a blood oath.

Cerys cut her hand and pressed it to the page. Flynry sliced his own and laid his mark over hers, leaving a bloody X. Cerys swore fealty to them all and promised not to turn if Vythorn tried to sway her. Flynry swore she would be under the crew’s protection “from now until the end of this quest.” Toddleheim signed as witness, with a pen, chuckling. “Did we just get blood married?” Flynry asked. “I will go down with this ship,” said Elianna. Vythorn called it a “great spectacle.”

The Book of Strange Things

Vythorn recognised their surroundings: the Sands of Eternity. In his illusion, he said, the books had kept turning to sand. Now he pulled one down and it held its shape. He traded barbs with Toddleheim, scholar against scholar. “Power, knowledge, call it whatever you want. Is it any different?” Toddleheim insisted it was: “One seeks to be knowledgeable… And one just seeks to rule. There’s a very big difference, scholar.”

Vythorn shared what he knew. The Sands had once sat beside the Living Plane, with open doors and trade, until about 2,000 years ago, when the doorways closed and the realm seemed to vanish, reachable only through mirrors. Elianna sensed he had not been entirely sure where his mirror would send them. They had been “a little bit of an experiment.” Cerys admitted she had been there longest and knew of no way out. Toddleheim found books describing the Sands themselves, with pictures of other cities and cultures, Mortaurios among them. The realm was bigger than they had imagined.

Once Cerys mentioned the king and queen of the land, and Flynry mentioned a device of “transversal,” Vythorn vanished into the stacks. He came back with a huge tome of special items, and on one page was The Orrery of Dreams, which the party was carrying. The book described an object crafted in the Sands with “an immense power capable of shaping reality.” Elianna set it on the table, glaring daggers and ready to tackle again. Vythorn did not touch it. He knelt beside it and read the inner ring: it was “some sort of key,” a piece of a larger machine that would not reach its full potential until brought to the right place. The pages on either side showed a small bronze-looking figurine and an ornate amulet set with a red gem, all bearing similar script. Flynry’s own blade was in there too, listed as the sword of truth, able “to look beyond the physical.” When Flynry asked “Viking… Thornbush” to carry the book, Vythorn corrected him with “It’s a large name for a small brain,” closed the tome with one hand, and made it disappear.

A Knock at the Door

Elianna felt a slow vibration in the floor and heard a man outside shouting orders. Flynry tried clicking the Orrery against his sword the way it had reacted in the dragon’s lair. Nothing happened. Through a crack in the only door, he spotted three figures on the sand. “Come on out! We know you’re in there.”

“Unless you’re scared,” Vythorn added, looking at Flynry. Flynry made a very obvious posture adjustment, lowered his voice, and called “Who is it?” through the door. The voice outside, a horned tiefling, replied that it was impolite to introduce himself to a door. “It’s impolite to arrive somewhere uninvited,” Flynry shot back. When Flynry suggested they look the party up in Mortaurios, Elianna groaned, “You just doxxed us.” The stranger claimed to be “a steward of this place, in a way,” and warned, “There’s only one way out of there. Trust me, I know.” Flynry declared they were “great in number and very powerful,” and Elianna shoved the Arbiter out first. “I don’t know why you all are such cowards,” he sighed.

Sky and His Raiders

“My name is Sky. These are my men. Their names aren’t important right now.” (Sky)

Sky was charming about the robbery. His crew had mouths to feed, it was “nothing personal,” and their need could only be satisfied by taking the party’s belongings. Elianna quietly shoved the Orrery down between her breasts. Flynry asked Vythorn to rewind time fifteen minutes. Multicoloured lightning crackled, a void orb swirled in Vythorn’s hand, and then it fizzled out. This place dampened magic. “If it’s our belongings you’re after,” Flynry announced, “you’ll find nothing but the edges of our blades.” Sky shrugged: “Get them, boys!”

Sky spun his glowing glaive and laid a curse of doubt over three of them. Flynry shrugged it off with a natural 20 and stood up “looking like Gaston,” but Toddleheim was caught. Vythorn touched Toddleheim’s shoulder and granted him a glimpse of the moments to come. Elianna dropped a bubble of silence over the raiders and warded Toddleheim. Flynry mistook the bubble for protection and roared a war cry into it; nothing came out, and the raiders just shrugged at each other.

Flynry and Cerys hammered the orc. Toddleheim blasted Sky with bolts of force. Then the slender raider stepped out of the silence and revealed himself as a wizard, sending an ethereal blade whipping through the whole party. Elianna’s first-ever attempt to snuff out a spell failed. Cerys dropped. The orc flew into a rage and cut Flynry down, then hit Vythorn too. From the ground, Flynry mused: “technically, Cerys, our oath was to the death, so… Yeah, I guess that’s it now.”

Sky stopped face to face with Toddleheim, twirling his glaive “like Prince Oberyn,” and offered a way out: “It does not have to be this way. You can simply give up any time.” Vythorn vanished in a thunderclap. Elianna washed healing over everyone, checking first that they weren’t dead (“If they were dead, they’d be sand,” the narration assured her), and Flynry and Cerys rose again. Flynry lit his sword with “Cerulean… flames the color of the sand” and struck Sky from behind. Sky shrugged off the fire and answered with hellfire of his own. Cerys landed a critical holy smite that left Sky barely standing.

Yes, It Does

Toddleheim gave Sky his answer. He walked up, said “Yes, it does,” and fired bolts of force. Sky snuffed out the spell. Elianna tried to snuff out Sky’s spell and failed, until Vythorn bent time to give her another chance. Even so, Toddleheim’s magic fizzled in his hand. And Sky, still holding his strike, reached out with his glaive toward Toddleheim. That is where the episode ends.

Notable Moments

  • Elianna’s tackle-and-book-beating of the Arbiter was undone instantly by a flick of time magic: “God, not here too!”
  • The blood oath, signed with Elianna’s work pens and witnessed by Toddleheim in plain ink, led to Flynry asking “Did we just get blood married?”
  • The Arbiter finally told the party his name: Vythorn.
  • Flynry bellowed an intimidating war cry into Elianna’s silence bubble, and the raiders just shrugged.
  • The library’s tome revealed the Orrery of Dreams as a key to a larger machine, with a bronze figurine and a red-gemmed amulet as siblings.
  • Elianna hid the reality-shaping Orrery between her breasts.

Memorable Quotes

  • The Arbiter: “I remember killing you and then I went to lunch and then moved on.”
  • The Arbiter: “Flynry. Ah, I see. You’ve done something with your hair. Are you still upset about the meteor, or…?”
  • Flynry: “The best news I’ve heard in years.”
  • The Arbiter: “Rebuild a body, I think using the sacrifices to the Box of Chaos. An arm here, a leg there. Cryptocurrency.”
  • Elianna: “I still don’t trust him. And he’s always been a pain in the ass.”
  • Toddleheim: “One seeks to be knowledgeable… And one just seeks to rule. There’s a very big difference, scholar.”
  • Sky: “Your tricks aren’t going to work. Just come out and we can talk. I don’t mean you any harm. Not to say I won’t harm you, though.”
  • Flynry: “Well, I don’t think we used it at all. I think it used us.”

Who and What Appears

Characters

Vythorn / the Arbiter (Mudcat)

  • Situation: Dead and in the Sands of Eternity. He was murdered in the Dread Fortress (“I died in the throne room”) by the Shadow King, whom he believes is now holding the Grandmaster hostage “or worse.” He had been stuck in an illusion in the library where books kept turning to sand.
  • Last memories: being in chains serving the Grandmaster, killing the party, then “lunch.”
  • His account of the past:
    • He rescued the exiled Elusia after her father’s death and brought her home to challenge her uncle, the Shadow King.
    • He then created the Box of Chaos to hold the Shadow King’s soul, siphoned its power, and was clouded and whispered to by it.
    • He claims the King, not he, killed the party, and says he doesn’t know whether he obliterated Orin.
  • His relationship with Elusia: says he has known her “a thousand years.” Per Elianna’s knowledge (Mudcat’s narration), she named him Arbiter 700 years ago and he has served her for 700 years.
  • Stated aims: Grandmaster safe, Shadow King dead, “my power back.”
  • Size and power: about 8 ft tall. Weaker here than before. Can still rewind a moment in time (undoing Elianna’s tackle) and grant Fortune’s Favor and Chronal Shift rerolls. Cannot do large time reversal in the dampened area outside the library. Casts thunder step.
  • Other actions: made the tome disappear “into” his keeping. Says he did not know for sure where the mirror would send the party.

Flynry (BdTeej)

  • History: Has known the Arbiter longer than the others; the Arbiter says he “didn’t kill” him. He blames the Arbiter for killing his friends, betraying all he knew, and “my loss.” The Arbiter mentions “the meteor” and a new hairstyle.
  • Time in the Sands: has been in the Sands a long and painful time.
  • Gear: carries the sword of truth, which shows Vythorn his true (full-power) self and can ignite with cerulean, sand-colored flame.
  • Character: strong, showy and prickly. Fights hand-to-hand with Flurry of Blows. Swore the party’s protection to Cerys in a blood oath. Downed by the orc, healed back up.

Elianna (ParallaxStella)

  • Background: Close to the Grandmaster and familiar with the Dread Fortress and its history. Contracts are part of her daily routine.
  • Tools: carries a notebook and two pens, and a book she used to bash the Arbiter.
  • Actions: tackled the Arbiter; carries the Orrery, which she hid in her cleavage. Casts Silence, Sanctuary, thaumaturgy, Counterspell, Mass Cure Wounds and Toll the Dead. Flipped off the Arbiter.

Toddleheim (“Toddleheim the Great”, Ahnubyss)

  • Character: A scholar. Distinguishes knowledge from the desire to rule. Witnessed the blood oath.
  • Discoveries: found the books on the Sands, including Moratorios and other cities, and found the sword of truth’s entry.
  • In the fight: baned, warded, and counterspelled while answering Sky’s offer.

Cerys (Miss_Magitek; the YouTube cast says Locket)

  • Background: A “traveler of these realms” who helped bring the others here. Has been in the Sands longer than the rest and believed there was no way out. Knows of the king (who has an ailment) and the queen.
  • The oath: a paladin who admits, perhaps only to the table, that she is an oath breaker paladin. Swore a blood oath of fealty to the party against Vythorn.
  • In the fight: knocked unconscious by Steel Wind Strike, healed, then scored a smiting critical on Sky.

Sky

  • Appearance: a horned tiefling leader of outlander raiders, with a spinning, glowing glaive.
  • Magic: casts Bane, Hellish Rebuke and Counterspell. Resistant to fire.
  • Claims: calls himself “a steward of this place, in a way” and says “There’s only one way out of there.”
  • Motive: robs travelers to feed “mouths” and mentions going “back home.” Offered Toddleheim surrender.
  • Status: barely standing at the end.

The orc raider: has a greatsword and rages. Downed Flynry, hit Vythorn, and shrugged off Toll the Dead.

The wizard raider: slender, possibly a dragonborn or “lizard man.” Cast Steel Wind Strike on the whole party.

Elusia, the Grandmaster: Named to Cerys for the first time. Per Elianna, she welcomes challenge and honorable combat, which is why she kept the Arbiter alive. Vythorn: “you are Elusia’s type.”

The Shadow King: the Grandmaster’s uncle and a mage who siphoned the Void’s life force. Killed by Elusia, his soul held in the Box of Chaos. He influenced the Arbiter and rebuilt a body from sacrifices to the Box. Now “a god.”

The queen and the king of the Sands: The king has an ailment. The queen sent the party to the library and wants the Orrery so her mages can open a doorway. The players find her “shady” (table talk).

Orin: someone the Arbiter is said to have “obliterated.” Not otherwise explained.

Places

  • The library (Sands of Eternity): a large building with one large door. Holds mundane books and books of other planes, the Sands themselves, and a tome of special items.
  • The Sands of Eternity:
    • Once adjacent to the Living Plane, with doors and trade.
    • Cut off about 2000 years ago; reachable only through mirrors since.
    • Has multiple cities and cultures, with outlanders roaming.
    • The area outside the library dampens some magic.
  • Moratorios / Mortorios: a city of the Sands and the party’s base. Likely the “walled city” Sky mentions (inferred from 1:15:15 and 1:11:15).
  • The Dread Fortress and its throne room: where the Arbiter was murdered.
  • The Living Plane / land of the living.
  • The dragon’s lair: earlier, where the Orrery and sword first reacted.

Items

  • The Orrery of Dreams:
    • Crafted in the Sands; “immense power capable of shaping reality.” Believed by the queen to open a doorway between planes.
    • Its inside-ring script names it a key, part of a larger machine.
    • It did not react to the sword this time, and saying the city’s name near it did nothing.
  • The sword of truth: Flynry’s sword, sand-made, “the ability to look beyond the physical.” Ignites in cerulean flame.
  • The tome of special items: shows the Orrery, a bronze-like figurine and a red-gemmed ornate amulet, all sharing script and able to interact. Vythorn took it and made it vanish.
  • Elianna’s notebook: holds the blood oath, a bloody X, and Toddleheim’s witness signature.
  • The Box of Chaos: as described by Vythorn.

Lore statements

  • The Arbiter created the Box of Chaos to keep the Shadow King’s knowledge, and was influenced by it.
  • The Shadow King rebuilt his body from sacrifices to the Box of Chaos.
  • The Sands of Eternity’s history and the 2000-year closure.
  • In the Sands, “If they were dead, they’d be sand” (Mudcat, 1:48:18): the dead here crumble to sand.
  • Books in the Arbiter’s illusion turned to sand until he was freed.

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